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I hear Daniel screwed up on the drywall too, and needs Jakob to come do the work

two brothers from Canada did most of the installation in upstate new york, probably the whole state

the bar where I was bartender was their headquarters

representatives from the gypsum company, the huge manufacturer of drywall from the midwest, was meeting with the two brothers

and I was the raging star so everyone had to be introduced to me and so forth

the gypsum people were talking about this guy in finance that would crack them up taking these fake telephone calls
that was Bob Newhart

he recently received the Mark Twain award for humor, given at the Kennedy center
he said he was very honored and touched, but the greatest accolade he ever received was from Richard Pryor, who said 'I stole your record'
"That's ok, we all steal each other's material"
'No man, I stole your record. Went to the record shop, put it in my shirt, walked out took it home and listened to it. I stole it and listened to it'