The Enterprises:
Subsidiary Companies of Melançon Enterprises

Melançon Enterprises is a large, multidivision business with no mission statement.  Melançon Enterprises is nothing in itself but is made up of many sub-companies and sub-sub-companies.  These include:

• BMM Labs, the Benjamin Maurice Melançon Laboratories (inventions and technical ideas)
• BMC Computation Company, with Ben Melançon, Mike Krashes and Chi Kuo
• Obi-Wan Productions (film studio)
• Daliy Type Error (All the News That's Fit to Pirnt)
• Technical Difficulties Newscasts (not yet in existence due to technical difficulties)
• Carbone Detective Agency
• Benjamin Maurice Melançon, Profesional Loan Shark
• Benjamin Melançon, Investigative Reporter (freelance)
• BMM Publishing Company (publishes original material)
• CATSUP, the Corporation for the Advancement of Totally Stupid and Useless Projects
• Melançon Library Network
  • Maurice Institute Library (few books and little knowledge)
• beMWeb (makes web sites)
• CMC, CMCommunications (among other things, catalogues company interaction with the outside world)

(In association with Daniel Eugene Melançon:)

• DEM Custom Computers, demCC.com, builds high-quality low-price computers to precise customer specifications.

There are even more divisions of Melançon Enterprises, the records for which have been temporarily lost.  Also, more companies will come into existence as necessary for tax and aesthetic purposes.

Origin of Melançon Enterprises

Jeff Burke thought the BMM companies and Melançon Enterprises and all were inspired by Milo Minderbinder’s laudable plans for world domination by MM Inc., or whatever he called it.  Most of us in the company really didn’t think this was the case, but the company’s records were spotty and the founder’s memory spottier.  After much soul-searching and worrying about being not only a figment of someone’s imagination but being an imagined figment derived from a figment of someone else’s imagination, we at Melançon Enterprises found papers produced by BMM Publishing Company during sophomore year in high school, complete with questioning notes from the English teacher.  The deep significance of this find lies in the fact that our founder did not read Catch-22 until the summer reading for Mrs. Deguzman’s junior year English class.  It therefore follows that Milo Minderbinder got his idea from us.